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Sunday, January 24, 2021

Matthew in the Middle: Wake up! - Eureka Times-Standard

We love you. But it’s time to open your eyes, ears and mind. I miss us being able to talk without yelling or nearly coming to blows. I miss us being able to have difference of opinions and still be friends. Remember when we used to debate corporate tax rates and the Laffer Curve, which I called the laughter curve. I miss having dinners without talking politics and a fight breaking out. I miss you.

Any life coach will tell you what you put into your body and mind, affects your body and mind. Garbage in, garbage out. You’ve lost independent thinking as you’ve digested Fox and Trump tweets for years. So we’re gonna stop feeding you crap in the form of alternative facts and lies. Joseph Goebbels’ official title was the Nazi “Reich Minister of Propaganda.” Nazi Germany didn’t even try to hide the fact what they told Germans for 12 years was state-sponsored propaganda.

They say it takes at least 21 days to change a habit. Starting today, you’re gonna start ingesting the truth, even though you may not like it at first. Kind of like Brussels sprouts. For far too long now you’ve had your mind closed while being indoctrinated in the right-wing echo chamber of fear, anger and lies from the moment you roll out of bed, until you go to sleep.

Today we begin your conversion therapy to deprogram you from the cult of Trump. No TV news — period. No more Fox, Newsmax, Breitbart and especially no OAN. No Hannity or Tucker. You’re gonna have smooth jazz in the background when you wake up in the morning. Try talking to your spouse for a change. You’re gonna start your day by reading real news from the Times-Standard, Los Angeles Times, New York Times and the Washington Post.

No more angry talk radio or social media. I’ve taken away your smart phone and replaced it with a dumb flip phone. I disconnected your car radio, so you can play smooth jazz CDs while commuting to work. No more Rush or Mark Levin screaming at you. The more they yell, the more agitated you get. And they yell a lot. I’ve also blocked all social media outlets on the computer. Your laptop at work is programmed to Amazon Music smooth jazz in the background.

I figured the liquid oozing out of your ears Wednesday morning was from your brain exploding when President Biden was inaugurated. You were lied to. So we’re gonna give you facts and truth, starting with: Joe Biden won the 2020 election. Yes, Trump got over 74 million votes, however Biden got over 81 million votes. Biden won the election by over seven million votes. Biden also won the Electoral College. That’s why Biden is our President. Say it: “Biden won, Trump lost.”

Next, there was no steal to stop. No rigged election. Trump lied, as usual. The only steal or rigging was done by Trump abusing the United States Constitution. A sitting president of the United States strong-armed the state of Georgia “to find 11,780 votes.” That doesn’t happen. Ever. Then Trump strong-armed Vice President Pence to ignore the will of the voters and his Constitutional duties, to overturn the election and appoint Trump as president again. This led to a violent insurrection at the Capitol Building. That has never happened before, nor will it ever happen again. Ever.

Former President Trump is a loser. He lost at two marriages, three casinos and filed bankruptcy six times. His following businesses failed: Trump Airlines, Trump Ice (bottled water), Trump the Game, Trump Mortgage, Trump Magazine, Trump Steaks, Trump mattresses (maybe that’s where he met the Pillow Guy), Trump ties (made in China), gotrump.com (travel site), Trump Vodka, Trump Tower Tampa, USFL New Jersey Generals, Tour de Trump, Trump Network, Trumped! (talk radio), Trump University and the Trump Foundation. Finally, as the Republican leader he lost Congress, the Senate and the White House. That’s a lot of losing. Do you really wanna be associated with such a loser? Repeat after me: “Trump is a loser.”

You’re gonna be fine. We just want you to get facts and truths and think for yourself. QAnon isn’t real and Q is probably a Russian hacker. Antifa and socialism are buzzwords to get your blood pressure up. Next time someone complains about socialism, ask them if they receive a government check each month. We love you. Now it’s time to open your eyes.

Matthew Owen resides in Eureka, and believes the First Amendment allows for free speech, even when married to a Humboldt County supervisor.

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