Blake writes: My mother thinks I’m too young to call myself middle-aged. I’m 32, well into the middle range of the average American male life span. My wife and I are expecting our second child. May I say I’m middle-aged?
I understand. If you, like me, were born at the mental age of 35, it’s a huge relief to reach that milestone and finally let loose the sexless, puttering weirdo who was always inside you. But those golden years don’t last. True middle age doesn’t happen until you deny you are middle-aged — when your kids start disappearing into their own adulthoods, so you grow a beard and wear hoodies because you’re still young! In some ways younger than ever! Don’t worry, those years are fun, too (except for everyone else). Then one day you’ll make a pun to a barista, and she will stare through you and say, “Nice dad joke,” and that is how you die. Or at least, it’s how I did.
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